theonlywhorecrux:

No I didn’t need my heart anyway. Thanks.

theonlywhorecrux:

No I didn’t need my heart anyway. Thanks.

(via yippiepaille)

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

(via sailinginstars)

stuff that happens during the intermission probably pt 32

smitty: shithead
reilly: pissbaby
smitty: fucktard
reilly: cumdumpster
smitty: adopted
reilly: MOOOOOOOM
smitty: NO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE WAS DOING IT TOO

Shrek over Frozen

Teacher: why don't you have your homework done?
Me: I was watching playoff hockey
Teacher: turn off the tv and do your homework
Me: no, I don't think you understand

charlesoberonn:

Things I should be doing: Writing

Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.

(via macmotherfuckingtruck)

stydiakrug:

Saw Andrew Ference helping out near the finish line of the Boston Marathon today. Total class act, absolute gem, nicest man alive. Waved at us, laughed and said thank you when we told him we missed him and would always love him.

stydiakrug:

Saw Andrew Ference helping out near the finish line of the Boston Marathon today. Total class act, absolute gem, nicest man alive. Waved at us, laughed and said thank you when we told him we missed him and would always love him.

(via jamieeleeallover)